pilatus if you check out any of the RAF/USAF stuff they have little sensor windows mounted around the aircraft looking out in all directions. Not Forward Looking Infra Red cameras-that's the sort of thing the police use, or for Night Vision Goggle use. No these sensors detect the 'spike' when a missile is launched toward the aircraft and a small screen in the flight deck shows the direction to the pilot so they can take evasive maneuvers/countermeasures.
As for the 'cha' club, P242, they'd have to take along the little green bread wagon we used to use! Especially kitted out as a mobile workshop! With tools, a workbench, a vice, a cooker!, rig up the camo net at the back and it becomes invisible! (Unless they've got infra red!)
I still think the Puma was the best though! love your avatar, John.